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 Unique New Year's Resolutions
If you're tired of the same old "lose weight and drink more water" resolutions then come check out this list I made for ya. Below are 17 unique resolutions to make that will help shape you into a better and more interesting person in 2018. Enjoy!


Stop reciprocating hate for hate and LOVE everyone no matter what.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Let go of grudges, never ever seek revenge, never get tired of doing what's right and always treat people you would like to be treated... no matter what.


Stop letting "the Man" tell you what music you should to listen to.
Turn off the FM and discover your own music. Tune in to Pandora and explore new genres you've never listened to before. Listen to music from around the world, go to local concerts and form your own opinion on what you feel is good music.


Dress however the heck you want.
Wear what makes you feel good regardless of what you're assuming how other people will feel about it. You're never too old to dress how you want and you'll find that people admire courage more than than meekness so be bold and prepare for compliments.

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Eat that cake if you want to eat the dang cake.
One small piece of cake won't make you fat. Eating one large cake a day will though.


Try as many ethic foods as a possible.
Explore and sample. You might find your new favorite dish!


Educate yourself in a subject that really interests you.
If you say things like, "if I went back to school I'd like to study American history" or "I really want to learn Mandarin" then you should save your money and use this wonderful thing called the internet and that oldie but goody called "the library" to education yourself.


Get your dream tattoo.
Stop pining, do research for the best tattoo artist in town and go get inked up. 


Stop making stupid people famous.
Seriously. You think sharing videos of the latest bratty teen's catch phrase is harmless, but all you're doing is helping to pave the way to her stardom and fortune. Resist the urge to glorify stupidity and worthlessness, no matter how entertaining it may be.

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Stop consuming more junk than you do fruits and vegetables.
I don't think you need to go vegan to have a healthier diet, but if you look back at your meals for the dad and you've have 4 sodas, a Big Mac with fries and a bag of Doritios and zero fruits or veggies, you might want to reevaluate the way you're eating. 


Stop keeping up with celebrity gossip.
Keeping up with other people's lives that you don't know for entertainment is weird and useless. Stop worrying about keeping up with the Kardashians and keep up with yourself and the real people around you who matter.


Stop smoking those darn cigarettes!
Hop on the vape train and wean yourself off those things.

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Stop dreaming and start planning.
It's not that hard to start making a dream come true. All you have to do is start planning. Literally. Grab a notebook and a pen a start writing your pros and cons of fulfilling the dream, how you're going todo it, how much money you need, how you're going to get the money, etc. And then make plans to make it all happen.


Stop obsessing over having 6-pack abs a buns of steel.
If you're overweight, then you need to be focusing on not developing diabetes and heart disease. Change your diet and activity levels for your health first and then focus on bringing on the sexy later.


De-clutter entire your house.
I'm not a fan of minimalism at all and I don't obsess over having a perfectly spotless and super organized house. I work from home and I have two toddlers so freaking out about my house being perfect is about a useless as trying to put the pin back in a grenade. Junk and clutter accumulates in random places throughout the year and it's easy to ignore because it happens so slowly. If you're like me then it's time to take a day or two to sort through the mess and  have a few garage sales, set junk out on the curb to be picked up or make a trip to your local charity shop.

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Quit that job you hate.
The average person spends the majority of their waking lives at work so why on earth would you want to keep doing something you hate for the better part of your life? Dust off the resume, job hunt and try to have a new, better job lined up before you put in that glorious two-weeks notice.


Stop passive aggressive Facebook posts.
I think I include this in almost all of my "self improvement" posts because this is one of my biggest pet peeves EVER. Seriously guys. Stop with all the "OMG I'm so done" and "Why do I even bother" posts and use your words like an adult. Your fishing for attention just makes you look immature and silly.


Shop and support small independent businesses first.
Before giving your money to super ultra-mega corporations who can do just fine without you, you should check out locally owned business, restaurants, services and even online marketplaces Etsy, Redbubble, Amazon Handmade and eBay. Shopping with the "little man"  in your community supports regular folks who have bills to pay and families to support just like you and me.

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Are you going to try to pursue any of the resolutions?
I'm personally going to focus on getting my dream tattoo and de-cluttering my entire house.


Comments

  1. I love these! They are so smart. Maybe that's why we're friends: I recognize your brilliance, shining from far away. :-)

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  2. Great resolutions! I'm writing them down for my journal...

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  3. These are great resolutions! Thanks! Kathy

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  4. Love these! I'm definitely going to work on some of these.

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  5. I couldn't agree more about making stupid people famous! I can't understand why bratty children, thoughtless pranks, and grown women throwing tantrums in fast food restaurants are considered entertaining. Why not celebrate cute children who say quirky things instead? Or people's random acts of kindness? Or maybe take time to thank the people who work their butts off and face daily abuse from customers while serving up that fast food for minimum wage?

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