50 Funny "Would You Rather" Questions for the Whole Family: CHRISTMAS EDITION

My Would You Rather posts have done so well in the past that I decided to some up with another 50 questions just for Christmas! These questions are all original and pretty weird but they're kid friendly and fun for the entire family. 

They're great for a classroom game, road trips, avoiding awkward silences after Christmas dinner and more! Have fun!

❄❄ WOULD YOU RATHER... ❄❄

...spend 2 days cooking a giant Christmas meal or 2 days cleaning up after the Christmas meal?

...never eat candy again or never play in the snow again?

...be one of Santa's workshop elves or a 13-inch walking talking nutcracker for the rest of your life?

...live in a giant gingerbread mansion or build a giant gingerbread mansion?

...your hair always smell like turkey or chimney smoke?

...be arrested for impersonating Santa Claus or for stealing presents?

...eat a Christmas dinner that's completely covered in cranberry sauce or gravy?

...never have hot chocolate again or never watch a Christmas movie ever again?

...give one person a $1,000 or give 1,000 people a $1 gift?

...have elf ears or Santa's white beard forever?

...sit in a tub of hot chocolate for 6 hours or try to stuff 100 marshmallows in your mouth?

...star in the world's worst Christmas movie or dress as Mrs. Claus for a year?

...only be able to speak in Christmas song lyrics or only be able to speak in Christmas movie quotes?

...have holiday decorations up all year or never be able to put them up again?

...shop for 2,000 gifts or wrap 2,000 gifts.

...have Santa Claus sneeze in your face or have a reindeer poop on your shoes?

...celebrate Christmas every month or once every 10 years?

...sing Christmas songs solo to an audience of 2 million people or wet your pants while sitting on Santa's lap?

...have candy canes for fingers or gumdrops for eyes?

... give your crush a three-year-old fruit cake or a pair of used Christmas socks?

... read a 2,000-page book about Christmas or write a 2,000-page book about Christmas?

...kiss a polar bear or kiss a complete stranger under the mistletoe?

...get accidentally locked in the mall or stuck at the airport on Christmas?

...have a big belly like Santa Claus or have a big glowing red nose like Rudolph?

...have to ring the Salvation Army bell for 48 hours straight or receive 48 awful gifts that you can't return?

...fall into a holly bush or sit on a sharpened candy cane?

...have skis for feet or tinsel for hair?

...decorate your home with Christmas garland made from someone else's dirty underwear or decorate your tree with wet cat food?

...accidentally break the world's most expensive Christmas tree ornament or steal Santa's sleigh?

...be completely alone or have 100 people crammed into your house all Christmas day?

...be turned into a real donkey for a Nativity play or sing Jingle Bells very loudly for an hour in a library?

...have 11 pipers piping or 12 drummers drumming?

...walk barefoot on a mile-long path of Lego blocks to get everything you've ever wanted for Christmas or throw away 10 other people's presents to get everything you've ever wanted for Christmas?

...knit a sweater made of Santa's beard hair or wear a sweater made of Santa's beard hair?

...be permanently covered head to toe in fur or have antlers that fall off and grow back every year?

...eat a mashed potato and candy cane sandwich or walk around the mall with mistletoe over your head for 3 hours.

...spend an entire day untangling Christmas lights or spend an entire day overcooking Christmas cookies?

...lose all of your luggage or lose all the gifts you bought at the airport?

...have a carrot for a nose or reindeer hoof hands?

...laugh 'HO HO HO!' as your usual laugh or have a high squeaky voice like an elf?

...be the only person to not receive a gift or be the only person that gave gifts?

...be Krampus or the Abominable Snowman?

...have eggnog flavored fruitcake or fruit cake flavored eggnog?

...have a talking Christmas tree that never stops talking about tree stuff or have a lit fireplace that never goes out?

...be in a production of The Nutcracker or ruin a production of The Nutcracker?

...get stuck in a chimney for four hours or wear a different ugly Christmas sweater every day for four months?

...have to write Santa's 'naughty or nice' list or have to check the list twice for him?

...decorate an 80-ft tall gingerbread man or bake a 1-ton fruitcake?

...receive an offensive Christmas card from your grandmother or give an offensive Christmas card to your grandmother?