The original 50 Funny "Would You Rather" Questions for the Whole Family has received about 38,000 social media shares and still growing! Let's see if I can do this again!
WOULD YOU RATHER...
- Shave a grizzly bear or brush an alligator's teeth?
- Have six eyes or six arms?
- Be the lead singer of a terrible band
or the star of a terrible movie
?
- Be angrily yelled at by everyone you know for a day or be completely ignored for a week?
- Look like a horse or be a horse?
- Always feel sleepy or always feel hungry?
- Be ugly and always smell like chocolate cake
or be beautiful and always smell like rotten eggs?
- Have 2-feet long fingernails or 2-feet long toenails?
- Never use a cell phone for the rest of your life or never have access to wifi for the rest of your life?
- Be the captain of a sinking ship
or the pilot of a haunted airplane?
- Have stripes like a zebra or a pouch like a kangaroo?
- Be stuck on a desert island with two people you don't like or stranded completely alone?
- Chew sand for an hour or eat 20 lemons?
- Have a terrible friend or be a terrible friend?
- Go mountain climbing with no harness or visit a zoo with an escaped lion hiding out somewhere?
- Have 4 fingers missing or 4 extra toes?
- Have a horse sneeze in your face or an elephant trumpet in your ear?
- Be a super slow cheetah or an extremely fast turtle?
- Have snakes for hair
or snakes for fingers?
- Legally change your last name to "Pooper" or never eat pizza again?
- Rub poison ivy
on your face or lick a cactus?
- Be stranded in the desert wearing a fur coat with a broken zipper or stranded in the arctic tundra wearing nothing but a bathing suit?
- Have noisy neighbors or nosey neighbors?
- Lose 4 good friends or make 1 enemy?
- Be half your height or double your weight?
- Star in a series of commercials for a laxative that doesn't work or be the test subject for a laxative
that works too well?
- Be able to talk to animals or speak every language in the world
?
- Be a mermaid
or be friends with a mermaid?
- Never be able to lie or never be able to speak again?
- Laugh uncontrollably every time you use a public restroom or get bad gas every time you go to the movies?
- Never be able to win games or never play a game again?
- Live with 50 extremely needy cats or 1 extremely vicious German Shepherd?
- Forget how to dress yourself or forget how to blow your nose?
- Sob uncontrollably whenever you're happy or vomit every time you get mad?
- Have short arms like a tyrannosaurus rex or long arms like a gorilla?
- Hug a porcupine or kiss a shark?
- Look like Spongebob or laugh like Spongebob for the rest of your life?
- Be a bull-rider or a rodeo clown?
- Only be able to crawl on all fours or only be able to hop on one foot?
- Go invisible every night or glow in the dark?
- Never eat ice cream again or never eat cake again?
- Be the world's best piano player or the world's best dog trainer
?
- Have the ability to fly or the ability to turn water into chocolate?
- Bathe with soap that smells like poop
or with poop that smells like soap?
- Eat a sour pickle every half hour for 2 days or chug a gallon of soy milk
in 2 minutes?
- Be a vicious starfish
or a wimpy shark?
- Wake up as a different person everyday or spend the rest of your life alone on the moon?
- Have your face tattooed to permanently look like a clown or a zombie?
- Sleep in a room filled wall to wall with porcelain dolls
or spend the night in a wax museum?
- Share a toothbrush with a total stranger or sit in their lap for an hour?
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