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15 Super Weird Items You Can Actually Buy From Amazon

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There's something for everyone out there and you'd be surprised to find how much of it is on Amazon.  Below are 15 randomly picked crazy items you can actually buy from the internet's largest online marketplace.

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Tampon Flask
If you have to go through such great lengths to smuggle booze then there's a chance you're facing a scenario where booze smuggling can land you in some serious hot water. Maybe just show some self control?  But if you feel you can't make it through another job interview without a bit of liquid courage then the Tampon Flask just might be for you.



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Peel-and-Stick Asian Man Wall Cling
I'm not sure what he's for but if you need him, here he is.


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They're sleek, they're black and oh-so handy.
They're poot filtering undies! According to their brief summary (no pun intended) on Amazon these undies "use the same carbon filter utilized in chemical warfare suits". So go ahead and go out for Mexican food on that first date, you'll have nothing to fear with Shreddies!



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Why? Geez, why NOT?



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Savory organ meat, onion and oatmeal stuffed into a sheep's stomach and crammed into a can for your culinary convenience. 
Haggis in a can - aaaah, just like dear old mum used to make.



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They're cute, creepy and kind of funny. CarLashes are guaranteed to make your car the flirty-ist and most distracting thing on the highway. Now if only they had remote controlled ones that blink. If you're going to be creepy, you better go all the way.



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Immo just leave this right here...



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Eat it, lick it, chew its ears off - just don't drop it on your foot. This super gummy weighs five pounds and is a wonderfully inconvenient gift to give to someone who doesn't have dental insurance.



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Now you get to smell like a poor purchasing decision AND happy childhood memories! YAY!


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No more worries about thieving hotel housekeepers! With this gross invention, you get to hide your money and other valuables in plain sight AND make yourself look like a disgusting freak.



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Maybe if it starts telling the truth more often, it can become a real bow tie some day....




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This incredibly misleading product isn't alcoholic or even carbonated for that matter. It's just an incredibly expensive and nutritious drink for your dog. That's all.


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Now you can poo like a king with this $16,872 toilet!


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I was hoping these would be like Chia Pet shoes but disappointingly they're covered in artificial grass. And what are they for? Who are they for?
Dunno. 

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And lastly the most impracticably practical gift ever.
The gift of nothing.




Would you buy any of these items? Which one's your favorite?
Pin me please :)
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4 comments:

  1. These are hilarious! I would totally buy the shreddies for our family yankee swap.

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  2. The real gift is this post! haha Actually, some of these would be the perfect White Elephant gift. I'd personally like to have the throne, so I'll be adding that to my Christmas list.

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  3. Darn it! My kid's been asking for a giant gummi bear "as big as my head" and now there's no excuse! Great finds!

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